February 2012
309 posts
mom: i don't think Meryl Streep is as good as everyone says she is
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: so if you could just sign right here
mom: *signs* what is this?
me: the forms for my emancipation
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Anonymously message me exactly what type of person...
captainbl00d:
do this okay? please c:
I really wish one of my friends were big into filming and stuff. We would make some really awesome stuff.
Tumblr is inspiring.
Watch
What you said: I'm from Australia
What they heard: G'day mate, crikey this weather's crazy. I'll put another shrimp on the Barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby.
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
