I remember thinking that was the most scandalous line ever when I was 4th grade.  

loseerrrrrrrrr:

thokjr:

thedadwhisperer:

listerinemouthwash:

if i meet one more fucking person who says they “love” animals but isnt vegan im gonna lose my fucking mind

i love animals
i’m not vegan
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You can love something and still want it in your mouth, for example I love cock…. 

this is the best thing ever

(Source: dakotawhatever)

keelayjams:

A bowl of salad in the seat of a wheelchair rolling down the street unassisted